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*Cherry*
Posted on: Dec 16 2010, 03:22 PM


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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
following letter from the local Target.


Dear Mrs. Grensky,


Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the
store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Grensky, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras.


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
other people's carts when they weren't looking.


2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.


4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.


5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.


6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.


8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people
just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.


9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.


10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.


11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.


12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. hihi.jpg


13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'


14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:


15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's
no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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*Cherry*
Posted on: Nov 17 2010, 06:38 PM


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Цитат(mirelkaaaaa @ Nov 17 2010, 04:41 PM) *
Цитат(*Cherry* @ Nov 17 2010, 03:58 PM) *
може ли мп3 на тази песента (I love) the way you love me

благодаря!

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благодаря ти!
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*Cherry*
Posted on: Nov 17 2010, 03:58 PM


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може ли мп3 на тази песента (I love) the way you love me

благодаря!
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